Worst Possible Jokes

Question: what is the cube of 13?
Answer: Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the....batao kyon?
Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Answer: Sita with Ravan

Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?
Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant's parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason.... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain

Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??
Answer: Hasina

Question: 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Answer: Arre... Galati se!!!!!

Question: What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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Tired of thinking???
Answer: Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Question: What is the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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Answer: "Pizza.... Hutna mat"

Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
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Guess why ?
Answer: Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega??????? .........
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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega......

Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
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are yaar..
Answer: Birla White Cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hai........

Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?
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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!