Sardar Strikes Again....

SADARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to
everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is
6610'


SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are
Studying him.


SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play
football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be
ok.
SADARJI : Can I
take it tomorrow, tonight is final
game.


SADARI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
remarry?
SADARJI : No, I'll also stay with your
sister.


SADARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SADARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U
have come again...


SADARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
SADARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'


SADARJI comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for
compliment.'


How do you
recognize SADARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
teacher erases the
board.


Once SADARJI was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
other hand it would be hot.


SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was
here?'


SADARJI : Why are all these people
running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the
cup
SADARJI - If only the
winner will get the cup, why others
running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future
tense
SADARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


SADARJI told his servant: : 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
SADARJI : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'