New Jokes

*Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*
Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123to know current bill status*
Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *


Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf..*
Friend:* How do u know?*
Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new *


Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!*
Sardar:* Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! *

Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Sardar:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *

Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..*
Sardar to judge:* U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do U know MS Office?*
Sardar:* If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
.. Bombay "*
Air hostess said: *"B silent."*
Sardar:* "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! *

Sardar:* Miss, u called 2 my mobile?*
Teacher: *Me? No, why?*
Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it) *

Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple?*
Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE